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We have a feeling this was NOT what Beyoncé had in mind when she penned the infamous “I've been drinking watermelon” line in Drunk In Love!
On a new episode of Sex Sent Me to the E.R.(the title speaks for itself), a guy recounted the time he sent his girlfriend to the E.R. after sex. The super strange part of the story was when the man revealed he had rubbed watermelon juice over his private area prior to intercourse.
Yeah, we know.
Apparently, one of the guy's buddies claimed watermelon was a great way to enhance sexual performance and genital size, a claim which is in fact a myth.
Unfortunately for the narrator of this story, he fell hook, line, and sinker for the story and subsequently sent his lady friend to E.R. over the gaffe. It turns out his girlfriend was ALLERGIC to watermelon!
Uhm, there's really nothing much to say!
Don't put watermelon juice on your peen, guys!
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